Children's story (:

Hey kids,
Its me, Lae.
Gather around please!
i wont make you sit crossed legged like those asshole elementry school teachers did. While they sat on a throne of leather.

It all started with a bunny, This bunny had no food.
The bunny liked it that way.But it was hungry.
Then the bunny hopped along and got a patch of dandelions.
They werent tasty.
But there were so many. So the bunny decided to stick with it.
So eventually the bunny got fat off of shitty tasting food.
So it hopped along and found some ... lettuce.
Lettuce was good. It filled you up..
and you had to hop around to go get it.
But all the other bunnys ate lettuce.
So the little bunny hopped along.
Then the bunny found...a patch of carrots and bacon.
Bacon was delicious.. but it made you fucking obese so the bunny couldnt eat that much.
Carrots werent good they were so stereotypical..
and the bunny eventually got carrot addiction and became sensative to the sun and like bursted out
in a bunch of like boils and shit.
So the bunny ran into the shade for a long time.
Once she came out. She looked pretty much gorgeous.
And hopped along and finally found a salad..With bacon bits.
It was good.
And not too obese.

the end.

ROFL. I've started to write "childrens stories" but in my little own way

Of course I have the help of substances, but there will be more ridiculous stories to come.

Wonderful I will certainly be using this once I'm a fully qualified asshole pimary school teacher

xD Oh geeze. That's awesome.

haha xD

Im actually kinda disappointed in this I know I can do SOOO much better when not sober xD I wrote a bunch of stories over the weekend that I would have posted here, but we unfortunately broke my friend's laptop D: BUT I promise I'll find a way

It involves potatoes, pickles, the universe, Jesus, and toes.

I love it I look forward to seeing more

lmfao. why u so cute tho? i fkn love you . great story bby